Season
- Season 3 2002-06-18
- Season 2 2001-03-13
- Season 1 2000-03-14
- Season 0
Episode
- Episode 1: With Sex You Get Eggroll
- Episode 2: Silence of the Clams
- Episode 3: In the G-Hetto
- Episode 4: Love, Native American Style
- Episode 5: Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
- Episode 6: Fanny and the Professor
- Episode 7: Eat My Muffin
- Episode 8: Miso Honei
- Episode 9: South of Her Border
- Episode 10: Day of the Jackass
- Episode 11: A Star Is Boned
- Episode 12: Attack of the Cocktopuss
- Episode 13: Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong
Son of the Beach Season 1 Silence of the Clams
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
